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Corey Taylor Song Lyrics

Corey Taylor – X-M@$

Corey Todd Taylor is an American singer, musician, and songwriter. He is known as the lead vocalist and lyricist of the bands Slipknot and Stone Sour.

Ho Ho Ho Ho!

There ain’t nothing more depressing than a pine tree
Gussied up candy canes and balls
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
It’s Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
Now I’m no Wiccan commie nut or nothing
But there’s one damn holiday that I can’t stand
It ain’t Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
But it’ll surely make a fool out of every man
HA

If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain’t hammered it ain’t Hanukkah
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
If I ain’t cockeyed it ain’t Kwanzaa
Joy to the world and jack and coke
If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
Cause I never anything but broke

Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
And those colored lights are fucking infantile
I think we collectively as the people
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
And tell the world:
“Let’s buy some peace and quiet for a change”
Before we spend it all on fucking toys
HA

So if I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain’t hammered it ain’t Hanukkah
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
If I ain’t cockeyed it ain’t Kwanzaa
Joy to the world of getting stoned
If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone
HA

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!

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Avatar Song Lyrics

Avatar – A Secret Door

Avatar is a Swedish heavy metal band, formed in Gothenburg, in 2001.

I’m blown away
Like a layer of dust on the floor of the hall where we first met
Trust was the first thing we lost that day
You asked where to stay
You would do what you must
And the drawings would say more than you could
Lust for red berries, the taste of shame

Hey
How about me and you leaving?
There must be a way out of here
Look from the corner of your eye
The doorway is real

Hey now, why even try?
This isn’t home
There must be a way out
Listen, you have to try
The door will show before we land
Before we land
Before we land
Before we land

I just wanna play
There’s a scent of regret but
I don’t know whose time we are stealing
Ask me and I wouldn’t change a thing
Am I in the way?
I will do what I must to make sure that our treasures are hidden
Move with the currents, just one more day

Hey
How about me and you leaving?
There must be a way out of here
Look from the corner of your eye
The doorway is real

Hey now, why even try?
This isn’t home
There must be a way out
Listen, you have to try
The door will show before we land
Before we land
Before we land
Before we land

I am blown away like a layer of dust
(Yes, but I don’t know the name I’ve been given)
No more than dirt so do what you must
I know I must pay
I know it’s a crime
(Yes, but if you come inside I’m forgiven)
But there’s that urge do flee
We can fight some other time

Hey
How about me and you leaving?
There must be a way out of here
Look from the corner of your eye
The doorway is real
Hey now, why even try?
This isn’t home
There must be a way out
Listen, you have to try
The door will show before we land
Before we land
Before we land
Before we land


Sorry, no live of this one yet – That I know of at least.

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