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Corey Taylor Song Lyrics

Corey Taylor – X-M@$

Corey Todd Taylor is an American singer, musician, and songwriter. He is known as the lead vocalist and lyricist of the bands Slipknot and Stone Sour.

Ho Ho Ho Ho!

There ain’t nothing more depressing than a pine tree
Gussied up candy canes and balls
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
It’s Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
Now I’m no Wiccan commie nut or nothing
But there’s one damn holiday that I can’t stand
It ain’t Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
But it’ll surely make a fool out of every man
HA

If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain’t hammered it ain’t Hanukkah
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
If I ain’t cockeyed it ain’t Kwanzaa
Joy to the world and jack and coke
If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
Cause I never anything but broke

Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
And those colored lights are fucking infantile
I think we collectively as the people
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
And tell the world:
“Let’s buy some peace and quiet for a change”
Before we spend it all on fucking toys
HA

So if I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain’t hammered it ain’t Hanukkah
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
If I ain’t cockeyed it ain’t Kwanzaa
Joy to the world of getting stoned
If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone
HA

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!

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Korn Song Lyrics

Korn – Kidnap The Sandy Claws

Korn (stylized as KoЯn) is an American nu metal band from Bakersfield, California, formed in 1993. The band is notable for pioneering the nu metal genre and bringing it into the mainstream.

Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
Lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights

First we’re going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing
We will snap the trap and close the gate

Wait! I’ve got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man
Let’s pop him in a boiling pot
And when he’s done we’ll butter him up

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks

And Mr. Oogie Boogie man
Can take the whole thing over then
He’ll be so pleased I do declare
That he will cook him rare

I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times and when he answers
Sandy Claws will be no more

You’re so stupid, think now
If we blow him up into smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Jack will beat us black and green!

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sad

Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie list, I’d get out of town

He’ll be so pleased by our success
That he’ll reward us too, I bet

Perhaps he’ll make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew
Yum!

We’re his little henchmen
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And to stay on his good side

I wish my cohorts weren’t so dumb
I’m not the dumb one
You’re no fun
Shut up!

I’ve got something, listen now
This one is real good, you’ll see
We’ll send a present to his door
Upon there’ll be a note to read
Now in the box we’ll wait and hide
Until his curiosity
Entices him to look inside
And then we’ll have him
One, two, three

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick
Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key

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Dio Song Lyrics

Dio – God Rest You Merry Gentlemen

Dio was an American heavy metal band formed in 1982 and led by vocalist Ronnie James Dio. Dio left Black Sabbath with intentions to form a new band with fellow former Black Sabbath member Vinny Appice, the band’s drummer. The band released ten studio albums and had numerous line-up changes over the years with Dio himself being the only constant member. The band dissolved in 2010 when Ronnie James Dio died of stomach cancer at the age of 67. Dio has sold more than 20 million albums worldwide.

God rest ye merry gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay
Remember Christ, our saviour
Was born on Christmas day
To save us all from Satan’s power
When we were gone astray

Oh tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy

From God, our heavenly father
A blessed angel came
And unto certain shepherds
Brought tidings of the same
How that in Bethlehem was born
The Son of God by name

Oh tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy

God rest ye merry gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay
Remember Christ, our saviour
He was born on Christmas day
To save us all from Satan’s power
When we were gone astray

Oh tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy

God rest you
God take you
God make you merry, gentlemen

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Adrienne Cowan Song Lyrics

Adrienne Cowan – Silent Night

Adrienne Cowan is a metal musician, primarily creating as the vocalist/main composer of Seven Spires. She is also a live member of Tobias Sammett’s Avantasia, the vocalist of Sascha Paeth’s Masters of Ceremony, and the keyboardist/backing vocalist of Winds of Plague.

Silent night, holy night!
All is calm, all is bright.
Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child.
Holy infant so tender and mild,
Sleep in heavenly peace,
Sleep in heavenly peace

Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht
Alles schläft; einsam wacht
Nur das traute hochheilige Paar.
Holder Knabe im lockigen Haar,
Schlaf in himmlischer Ruh!
Schlaf in himmlischer Ruh!

Silent night, holy night!
Son of God love’s pure light.
Radiant beams from Thy holy face
With dawn of redeeming grace,
Jesus Lord, at Thy birth
Jesus Lord, at Thy birth

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Adrienne Cowan Song Lyrics

Adrienne Cowan – O Holy Night

Adrienne Cowan is a metal musician, primarily creating as the vocalist/main composer of Seven Spires. She is also a live member of Tobias Sammett’s Avantasia, the vocalist of Sascha Paeth’s Masters of Ceremony, and the keyboardist/backing vocalist of Winds of Plague.

O Holy night!
The stars are brightly shining
It is the night of our dear Savior’s birth
Long lay the world in sin and error pining
‘Til He appeared and the soul felt its worth

A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn
Fall on your knees; O hear the Angel voices!
O night divine, O night when Christ was born
O night divine, O night, O night divine!

A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn
Fall on your knees; O hear the Angel voices!
O night divine, O night when Christ was born
O night divine, O night, O night divine!

Fall on your knees; O hear the Angel voices!
O night divine, O night when Christ was born
O night divine, O night divine!

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